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ISBN-13: 978-1469959160   /   ISBN-10: 146995916X

270 Pages

Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can't stand her vampire husband.

Audra Perez is hard up for cash and looking for a quick fix to her financial woes. After all, a girl needs a roof over her head, not to mention tuition for school. When she auditions to be a stripper and is chosen, things seem fine and dandy until a mysterious-looking gentleman starts to frequent the club. When they start exchanging friendly banter and get to know each other more, they begin dating against club rules.

One hot night at his beach house changes her life forever.

Things take a turn for the worse when Audra wakes up to find herself a vampire, her lover gone without a trace, and her ‘new’ life a horrid, laughable mess, as she handles everything with snarky, dry wit and dark humor. Dealing with jackassy clients is just the start of her gripes. And if you think vampires and werewolves can’t be the best of friends, think again. Did I also mention she’s dating a ghoul now? Don’t call him a zombie though—that only pisses him off.

And the relationship issues? Well, it’s not easy dealing with a boyfriend AND a vampire husband, so let’s not even go there…


2012 TOUR DATES

April 13 @ Tony-Paul.com (click on "Blog"; post is titled "Fangs, Fur & Fluffy Stuff: Vamps and Weres Through The Ages")

April 22 @ Laurie's Paranormal Thoughts & Reviews (character interview with Lucinda!)

May 4 @ Joyfully Reviewed (Spotlight Author Interview)

May 4 @ Scarlet Skies Certainty (review)

May 7 - June 11 @ VampireBookRealm (Spotlight Feature)

May 11 @ RomancingTheDarkside.blogspot.com (Guest Post "Dating Monsters: Which Would YOU Pick?" and Giveaway)

May 29 @ JeanzBookReadnReview.com (Author Interview)

May 31 @ Authorliadavis.com (Character interview with Lucinda)

June 1 @ suburbanvampire.com (book spotlight)

June 4 @ Fang-Tastic Books

June 5 @ EroticaForAll.co.uk (guest blog post)

June 8 @ CocktailsAndBooks.com (interview)

June 11@ Book Devotee Reviews (guest post and giveaway)

June 12@ Satin's Bookish Corner (interview)

June 14@ Romance Lives Forever (Character interview with Audra/Author Interview)

JULY ISSUE OF WONDERFUL READS OF THE MONTH (Character interview with Audra and Lucinda)

July 2 @ AnnaKathrynLanier.blospot.com (Guest Blog Post: Zombies Vs. Vamps: Who Makes The Better Monster) --Also, a stuffed mushroom recipe shared!

JULY ISSUE OF COCKTAILS, FICTION & GOSSIP MAGAZINE (Author Interview)

July 3 @ The Indie Spotlight (Interview and story excerpt)

July 19@ Cabin Goddess (character interview and giveaway)

July 30 @ Full Moon Bites (author interview & giveaway)

July 30 @ Indie Author Book Reviews (author interview)

August 20 @ Shades of Romance (Featured Author)

September 11 @ Reviewer Extroadinaire (author interview/character interview/giveaway)

September 12 @ Novel D'Tales (interview and giveaway)

September 12 @Manic Readers (interview)

September 26 @ Fresh Fiction (guest blogger and giveaway)

October 8 @ BittenByParanormalRomance.com  (Intense and hilarious interview with Audra, Lucinda and Paul!)

November 23 @ You Gotta Read (guest blogger)

 

2013 TOUR DATES 

Interview in January issue of Wonderful Read of the Month Magazine (click cover image)

January 26--Interview with Sumiko Saluson, Author

January 30--Interview @ Writerly Wednesday

February 6--Interview @ Night Owl Reviews

March 13--Spotlight @ 4Covert2Overt

March 4--Review@ 131 Preview with indepth author interview.

March--Guest post with Tina Donahue

April --Author interview @Coffee Time Romance

April 9-- Character interview with Dawn Roberto, Author

April 13--Guest Blogging with Raine Delight

      

 

ADD ON GOODREADS

Diary of a Vampire Stripper 

    REVIEWS * REVIEWS * REVIEWS * REVIEWS * REVIEWS * REVIEWS

"...Take the bold sexiness of 50 Shades of Grey, add the supernatural action-packed twists of an episode of True Blood, and if you add a heavy dose of sass, playfulness, and humor you’ll have an idea of what you can expect from Diary of a Vampire Stripper." ~ Gothic Beauty Magazine (issue 41)

"...What I loved about this book was it was outrageous and funny. Audra was a snarky, sarcastic character who just got on with her life… The secondary characters in this story Lu, Audra's boyfriend Paul and many others are like nothing you have ever seen before in a book…If you like humor in your books and are sick of the angst and "real life" stories, give Diary of a Vampire Stripper a go, it is a riot." (4 stars) ~ Busy Mom's Book Reviews  http://busymomsbookreviews.blogspot.com/2013/06/diary-of-vampire-stripper-18.html

"DIARY OF A VAMPIRE STRIPPER is funny in the same ways that the movies BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE, and I KISSED A VAMPIRE are funny: they're campy, but they're campy with heart. Audra's internal monologue is hysterical, and the set up for future books makes you want to know if and how her situation is going to work out. It's everything you hope it will be: funny, romantic, snarky, and a great read!"~Fresh Fiction

"This is a rocking, fast paced, uproarious story that will leave audiences laughing hysterically and still totally heart warmed. For anyone who loves vampires and weres, and some seriously complex issues, this is the novel for you." ~(4 stars)Night Owl Romance

"The originality of this is just brilliant and it sucked me in right from the start." ~(5 stars) Book Devotee Reviews

"There was definitely an element of humor, and more than once I found myself laughing out loud. Aside from the humor, the storyline was interesting, with some romance and mystery which only drew me deeper into the tale. I was so entertained by this first book I will absolutely read the next one!" ~Vampire Romance Books

"Cinsearae S. will consume you in this first person novel based on the complexity of prejudice, love, loyalty and betrayal in a darker world. "Diary of a Vampire Stripper" will challenge your imagination and welcome you to move along with Audra and embrace her every thought and emotion. Throughout the book I was deeply amused by the characters personalities. Each one's traits and habits only complimented the main character; who without a doubt managed to keep me on edge til the very last page. I would suggest this to not only friends but anyone thirsting for an adventure not thought of before now!"~ Scarlet Skies Certainty

"... A likable, sarcastic, and sassy heroine who can take care of herself, no matter what situation she might find herself in. She’s compassionate with her friends and kick-ass with her enemies. As her life goes from bad to worse, you’ll find yourself relating to her experiences because they’re so horrible to the point of being laughable…Author Cinserae Santiago’s penchant for vivid detail—especially the gross kind—makes Diary of a Vampire Stripper a fun and entertaining read that you’ll be eager to get back to. And she ends it all with a humorous bang that will have you running out the door to pick up the next book in the series." ~Nights and Weekends

 

"This is not just another vampire book." ~(4 stars)Reader's Favorite 

 

"The author has written a wonderfully unique book filled with wonderful characters. This is the first book of the series and I can’t wait to see what happens to Paul, Lucinda and Audra." ~(4 stars)Paranormal Romance Guild

 

“Plain-spoken and brash, Diary of a Vampire Stripper is a graphically wild lunge through the trials and tribulations --both amorous and otherwise-- of newly-turned vampire Audra as she sets the paranormal world on its ear.” ~Tony-Paul deVissage, author of The Night Man Cometh

 

"Snarky and funny with strong female characters......who wouldn't love that?!"~ Gothic Mom's Book Reviews 

 

"Diary of a Vampire Stripper is so different and original and just plain fun to read....If you are a fan of paranormal romances with a touch of mystery and a lot of fun, then I recommend Diary of a Vampire Stripper!"~ (4 stars) Novelly Nice

 

".. All in all, this tale is full of interesting twists, fun descriptions and erotic romps. I am all a flutter to see where Miss Audra ends up next."~  131 Preview

DoaVS Trailers



Original 'teaser trailer' from 2012

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TAKE THE QUIZ! **WHICH DoaVS CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE?**

Are You More Like Audra or Lucinda? Answer a few questions below (And get a deeper look into their personalities)!

1. Do you consider yourself more of an

A. Introvert

B. Extrovert

 

2. When it comes to dating you...

A. Prefer to take it slow and feel the person out first.

B. Jump right into it head-first and give it your all.

 

3. Your style of wardrobe is more...

A. comfy clothes, long dresses, etc.; more concealing than anything.

B. short, tight, flashy, fun and revealing.

 

4. When it comes to intimacy...

A. You prefer some place behind closed doors. You need privacy.

B.You'd do it behind a bush if you couldn't wait to get home.

 

5. When it comes to the type of guys you like, you prefer...

A. I like my guys older. Distinguished guys can be sexy, too!

B. Gimmie a stallion, baby!

 

6. Family and friends are very important to you.

A. Absolutely!

B. Eh, it doesn't really matter to me.

 

7. The places you like to hang out are...

A. Parks, cemeteries, quiet places in nature.

B. Clubs, bars, parties--anyplace that's jumpin'!

 

8. Your take on love?

A. Sorry, I've dealt with too may jackasses, so I'm  pretty reserved and jaded.

B. Love has its ups and downs. Just pick yourself up, dust yorself off, and keep on truckin'.

 

9. Do you mind getting dirty?

A. I'm not fond of dirt. Period.

B. Dirt is dirt. It'll wash off...

 

10. Pick the words that best describe you.

A. refined, quiet, tactful, muser, loner

B. flirty, open, bold, brazen, friendly

 

11.When it comes to dealing with a problem...

A. Work out all possible angles to eradicate said problem before bringing in the big guns.

B. Screw it. Atack first, ask questions later.

 

IF YOU GOT MOSTLY A's, You're more like Audra!

Audra is the kind of girl who likes to keep things to herself. She's been burned a lot in her past by boyfriends and pseudo-friends alike, so she tends to be jaded about a lot of things, especially relationships. She's not closed off to love, but she finds it very hard to fully open up and be herself with another guy, so she's just more... cautious. Formerly a free-spirited person, bad past experiences have made her more concealing, and she prefers keeping things about herself and her life under wraps. She values her privacy, and detests nosiness, ignorant, rude people and any form of racism. She has a dark side, and leaning towards misanthropy, both which she tries to keep mashed down, but the way humanity acts towards each other isn't helping things. She doesn't like being in uncomfortable situations and will avoid them, but will suck it up and deal with it if necessary. She loves the darker aesthetic of life; cemeteries are one of her favorite places to just hang out. Her quirks involve having an attraction to 'older men'. She simply finds some of them sexier than younger ones. (Also, they're not as 'wild', as she prefers a more 'laid back' type of guy.) She's a very faithful and devoted person if you can manage to befriend her. Lucinda reminds Audra a bit of how she used to be, which is one of the reasons why they became best friends.

 

IF YOU GOT MOSTLY B's You're more like Lucinda!

Lucinda is definitely the free spirit. She pulls no punches, and is very action-motivated. She loves energy, so she frequents clubs and any other exciting venue. She's definitely not afraid to flaunt what she has, and loves to wear anything that shows off her physique! She loves to make friends, and will often pull Audra out of her shell before she gets a chance to crawl into it. She's a spunky, tough cookie, and a devoted and faithful person as well. Her only downside is that she can become very hot-headed and quick tempered, not stopping to think about her actions. She's more of a 'kill now, ask questions later' kind of gal. Her wolfish spirit makes her very uninhibited when it comes to more intimate matters, so it's not surprising that she'll take those intimate moments... outdoors. Her quirks involve being a bit of an impulse buyer (she loves glittery makeup!)-- and having a very heavy Chinese food and pasta diet.  She's also not afraid to burp or fart in public, although she'll never admit that. The louder the environment, the easier it is for her to get away with it.

 

...And sorry guys, #6 was a trick question. Both Audra and Lucinda believe friends and family are very important!

 

CHECK THIS OUT!!

DOWNLOAD THIS HILARIOUS INTERVIEW BY AUDRA, LUCINDA, AND PAUL AND GET READY FOR LOADS OF LAUGHS! JUST CLICK ON THE COVER TO BE TAKEN TO THE FREE DOWNLOAD PAGE!

 

COMING SOON--DIARY OF A VAMPIRE STRIPPER II: CHOICES

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